Antonino Museum
Presentation

In 1962, this guy invested a few dollars in a business better known for losing money: shirts.

Today, Warren Buffet is worth more than the federal reserve. (He also cut his hair.)

Sometimes, it pays to get in early...

 

Introducing Antonino

Who?

Precisely, Antonino is a totally unknown painter.

But he’s bloody good.

The short version of his career began in 2001, when he bought some canvas and a brush. The first painting was, shall we say… “interesting”… The second, “hmm”. The third was definitely an “aha!”

 
In one year, he went from this… to this.

Since then, Antonino has refined his technique, held various exhibitions in and around Salvador, and partnered up with Simon. Now, we’re creating a museum. It’s not every day a totally unknown artist has an entire museum devoted to him.

Sounds crazy? Maybe.

But we’re doing it anyway.

It took a while, but we’ve found the right place. Two fair-sized buildings: a 5-storey, 1000-m² watermill and a 3-storey, 1800-m² factory, set in 2 acres of land, overlooking the river. It has enormous potential:

On the left is the mill, with Antonino’s studio on the top floors. On the right is the factory. The first floor - 600 m² with a 2.4 m balcony all the way round - will be the main exhibition area.

 

The location is perfect too:

Our neighbor, the Château de Chenonceau is only 8.4 km downriver as the pike swims.

 

And although he doesn’t live there any more, Clos Lucé, Leonardo da Vinci’s last home, is only 17 km away.

 

Or down the road in the other direction, the Château de Chaumont hosts annual flower festivals drawing in thousands too.

 

We have set up a company to manage and commercialize his work, registered under French law as Simon & Antonino SARL.

And this is what we plan to do.

Antonino Museum Design Project

To view the drawing in a larger format, click here to open in new window.

The idea is to create a building that is a monument in itself.

And here, hard hat on head, is where you come in.

To fund this extravaganza we are offering prime real estate of a digital kind. Over the next few years, As well as creating new paintings and sculptures for inside the museum, Antonino will be painting every available square meter of the outside too. Some of it (and the poor bastard doesn’t know what he’s letting himself in for) will be plain ole schlap it on with a roller, then a second coat and don’t forget to clean up afterwards. But the main panels will be actual paintings. They will, of course, be beautiful, in his usual style, and with the same attention to detail.

As we dodge and weave between bank and Newgate, we are selling a mixture of patronage, pride, reproduction and your name on the website’s interactive architectural drawings. Hover over the paintings and your name will appear on the square you sponsor. Buy two squares, your name comes up twice. You get the picture. And you do get the picture. Each sponsored square, 25 cm x 25 cm, will be photographed, printed, signed by the artist, and sent to you as one of the museum’s valued primary patrons.

OK... How much?

€250.

Peanuts.

Anyone in sales knows the old refrain: WIIFM, what’s in it for me?

Well, what is in it for ye?

Payment is simple:

And while we wait for the website to be ready, here are a couple more paintings to look at.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one was not by Antonino. It was by Gerhard Richter (who?) and sold at Christies for £3,177,250

Makes yer think, dunnit?

 

 

For further information, please contact Simon Hamilton at email address coming here, or by phone on +33 6 89 69 13 56